Jay Cutler
I have to say this because it's too funny not to. When I tell this joke, I get a lot of compliments.
I'm a Chicago girl and love my Chicago teams. Makes for interesting conversation wearing Bears clothing in Wisconsin. Not to mention the dirty looks I get from Packer fans. Really?
As most of you know, Prince Jay (Jay Cutler) retired only to come out of retirement to sign a one year, ten million contract with the Dolphins. It doesn't help that Adam Gase, former coordinator for the Bears, is the head coach in Miami.
The Cutlers have a house in TN, and rumor had it that he was going to be sent to the Titans. God blessed Bear fans with the retirement of Cutler, so we didn't have to listen to his whining week after week. If only God could work something out where the McCaskeys (owners of the Bears) sell the team to someone who cares. If that someone would hire Theo (Epstein, GM of the Chicago Cubs).
Please God. Make it happen.
I heard about this QB convention that had first, second and third string QB's in attendance. The room was filled with QB's from every team in the NFL. Johnny "No More Football" Manziel tried to crash the convention, but was met with the door being slammed in his face. And that was on this side of the US-Canada border.
Anyway...
Everyone introduced themselves: their name, and who they play for. Everyone except one man. A man sitting in the back of the room, head down, playing on his phone.
The man hosting the conference said, "you sir in back, can you introduce yourself please?" The room was silent.
Looking up from his phone, the man asked, "who me?"
The host replied, "yes you". The room was still silent.
Seconds later, the man stands up. "My name is Jay Cutler. I used to play for Chicago, now I play for Miami. I would say I'm a QB, but I don't know what a QB is."
Good luck, Miami. You'll need it.
I'm a Chicago girl and love my Chicago teams. Makes for interesting conversation wearing Bears clothing in Wisconsin. Not to mention the dirty looks I get from Packer fans. Really?
As most of you know, Prince Jay (Jay Cutler) retired only to come out of retirement to sign a one year, ten million contract with the Dolphins. It doesn't help that Adam Gase, former coordinator for the Bears, is the head coach in Miami.
The Cutlers have a house in TN, and rumor had it that he was going to be sent to the Titans. God blessed Bear fans with the retirement of Cutler, so we didn't have to listen to his whining week after week. If only God could work something out where the McCaskeys (owners of the Bears) sell the team to someone who cares. If that someone would hire Theo (Epstein, GM of the Chicago Cubs).
Please God. Make it happen.
I heard about this QB convention that had first, second and third string QB's in attendance. The room was filled with QB's from every team in the NFL. Johnny "No More Football" Manziel tried to crash the convention, but was met with the door being slammed in his face. And that was on this side of the US-Canada border.
Anyway...
Everyone introduced themselves: their name, and who they play for. Everyone except one man. A man sitting in the back of the room, head down, playing on his phone.
The man hosting the conference said, "you sir in back, can you introduce yourself please?" The room was silent.
Looking up from his phone, the man asked, "who me?"
The host replied, "yes you". The room was still silent.
Seconds later, the man stands up. "My name is Jay Cutler. I used to play for Chicago, now I play for Miami. I would say I'm a QB, but I don't know what a QB is."
Good luck, Miami. You'll need it.
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